I'M HERE TO KICK DOWN DOORS AND OFFER A SHITTY DWARF
i'm not gonna be throwing around any trial-version merle for this event, but luckily the full version is available free of charge! if anyone needs some chill-ass dadding in their life, merle's got you covered. he's a dad!!! he has no idea what he's doing but damn if he won't still try to help out! THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL HE'S GONNA DO TBH?
just like
wander around aimlessly, maybe collecting kids. he might try to set up a little "crash here if you have no one to go to or nowhere to go" camp in an empty house or a temple or something, idk if anyone would be interested in it! i cant think of anything more merle than telling like 20 fuckin kids to just come hang out at Hope's house tho frankly.
plus he's got a flying broomstick who doesnt wanna ride on a cool broomstick with a vaporwave grandpa.
merle
i'm not gonna be throwing around any trial-version merle for this event, but luckily the full version is available free of charge! if anyone needs some chill-ass dadding in their life, merle's got you covered. he's a dad!!! he has no idea what he's doing but damn if he won't still try to help out! THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL HE'S GONNA DO TBH?
just like
wander around aimlessly, maybe collecting kids. he might try to set up a little "crash here if you have no one to go to or nowhere to go" camp in an empty house or a temple or something, idk if anyone would be interested in it! i cant think of anything more merle than telling like 20 fuckin kids to just come hang out at Hope's house tho frankly.
plus he's got a flying broomstick who doesnt wanna ride on a cool broomstick with a vaporwave grandpa.