Diego Brando (
raptorcious) wrote in
hadriel_ooc2016-10-08 02:07 am
+1 off-brando jurassic park
hello gang! my name is crystal and i was gently bullied into this. by which i mean i was like "dang, i want a place to play him" and your already existing jojos were like "WELL..."

anyway, this here is diego brando from part 7 of jojo's bizarre adventure: steel ball run. the tl;dr version is that he's a world famous english jockey participating in a wacky races-esque transcontinental race in america in the late 19th century. along the way, he stuck jesus' eyeball in his face and acquired the stand scary monsters as a result. diego's stand gives him the ability to turn himself and other living things into dinosaurs that must obey his will. (see his permissions if you'd like to opt-out! if you don't opt-out, don't sweat: i will always ask permission first!) he really only cares about being the very best and getting revenge on the people who wronged his mother (and him), and he will fight your ass in the desert if you mess with his horse, silver bullet.
despite being an asshole tho, he does enjoy puns?? that's a redeeming quality, surely.
anyway, he and silver bullet are coming towards the very tail end of his arc, so lemme know if you want to avoid spoilers!
i'm very excited to join you guys! you can find me at
maledictions or can send me a pm if you wanna plot or chat or whatever. :>

anyway, this here is diego brando from part 7 of jojo's bizarre adventure: steel ball run. the tl;dr version is that he's a world famous english jockey participating in a wacky races-esque transcontinental race in america in the late 19th century. along the way, he stuck jesus' eyeball in his face and acquired the stand scary monsters as a result. diego's stand gives him the ability to turn himself and other living things into dinosaurs that must obey his will. (see his permissions if you'd like to opt-out! if you don't opt-out, don't sweat: i will always ask permission first!) he really only cares about being the very best and getting revenge on the people who wronged his mother (and him), and he will fight your ass in the desert if you mess with his horse, silver bullet.
despite being an asshole tho, he does enjoy puns?? that's a redeeming quality, surely.
anyway, he and silver bullet are coming towards the very tail end of his arc, so lemme know if you want to avoid spoilers!
i'm very excited to join you guys! you can find me at

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which isn't a problem so much as you need to know
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i'm looking forward to playing with ya!
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ANYWAY:
SCREAMS LIKE A TINY DELIGHTED BABY ABOUT HORSE DINO MAN
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SCREAMS WITH YOU because tbh i'm still laughing about the conversation we had about chickens and raptors goodbye
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that will confuse diego a lot probs
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the fuck you mean his beautiful babies evolved into that???
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I have to admit, that is the point blank best power I have ever heard of. Just. Yes.
And I am Nico, playing an idiot OC (this one) and Matt from Until Dawn. Neither of whom can do anything as cool as turn people into dinosaurs. The saddest of days. I am on plurk at
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(okay, actually second fave. but lbr dinosaurs)
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holy cow, a character i actually know!! matt needs a nap. (as does everyone in until dawn. a nap and significantly less murders.) i'm looking forward to subjecting both of yours to this nonsense