+1 "snake beast"

[sarestes]

Hello! I'm a dumb newbie, keeping this guy in from the Fourth Wall, because holy shit a Wraeththu cast.

Ulaume is Flick's BFF with benefits, loathes Cal like any sane person would, gives Pell stalker vibes and is not nice but at least hasn't murdered anyone in the last decade... unlike some people who shall not be named.

Also he has creepy Medusa hair that bleeds if cut and can strangle people. This isn't normal even for Wraeththu. What a freak.

Contact me via PMs or nazitra if you want! Bear with me, I haven't played in a game for several years and pretty much live at work, so I'll be slow. But. Here. Hello~~~

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[saltrock_imp]

YAY!! Flick will be so happy. Keep him safe, Lor.

[sarestes]

Gee, let's start with you not feeding the dragons, you dipshit.

[saltrock_imp]

So...what you're saying is it was bad idea?

[sarestes]

You were the food, Flick. You were. God.

[saltrock_imp]

Yeah...I figured that part out. A little too late I guess.

Is it too much to ask that no one get hurt?

[sarestes]

ask your other bff Pell about that and why we don't suffocate Cal with a pillow

[saltrock_imp]

Don't be like that Lor. And Cal is different. Normally I'd be against such things, but in this case, I'll help you pick out the pillow. The wrong one got shot anyway.

I SAW THAT

[pyralisit]

Re: I SAW THAT

[saltrock_imp]

//dies laughing.

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[pyralisit]

You cannot tell me that is not Cal in owl form

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[saltrock_imp]

Oh it so is.

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[pyralisit]

That is the face he makes at Flick and Lor forever

[sarestes]

excuse you again, we're none of your fucking business :|

[pyralisit]

[sarestes]

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[sarestes]

shhh shhh hold still it won't even hurt

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[pyralisit]

oooooo try it I dare you

[pyralisit]

OMG NO DON'T TELL PEOPLE THAT THEY'LL HATE HIM TOO

[sarestes]

It's just going to slip out. The people deserve to know!

[pyralisit]

HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. B|

[sarestes]

YOU KILLED ORIEN IN HIS SLEEP FOR NO REASON AT ALL

ALSO YOU HAVE RABIES

[pyralisit]

NO HE DIDN'T YET

WELL YOU HAVE COOTIES

[sarestes]

YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER TIAHAAR CRAZYPANTS

[pyralisit]

YES BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN MAYBE YOU'RE CRAZY DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT HUH

[sarestes]

EXCUSE YOU ARE YOU CALLING FLICK CRAZY

[pyralisit]

....maybe.

YOU STARTED IT

[dedikated]

Hiii!

I have the weirdest feeling I know your plurk name from a long-ass time ago but I cannot place it. So never mind!

Hey, I'm Nico and I play this derp of an OC and Matt from Until Dawn (meatbrained). I know nothing about this canon but I am always excited to see rare canons getting represented!

If you wanna chat you can find me at windlicht!

[sarestes]

Hmmm doesn't ring a bell, where all have you played in the past? I swear I've seen that pink haired PB used for an OC before.

[oversear]

man, i'm so deeply curious about these books now. might have to pick them hahah

ANYWAY welcome to the game. I'm Tea and I play Armand from the Vampire Chronicles. He is very interested in bleeding hair. I will definitely tag you at some point. Welcome!!!!

[sarestes]

They sure are some kind of a something else, them books. Apocalyptic vampirish egglaying people of the future who act like teen girls but with more MURDER. Idek, they grew on me years ago.

...you know it's rude to drink people's hair, man.

[oversear]

that sounds exactly what i am all about tbh

c'mooon he just wants a little taste. :(

[sarestes]

Me too, but they're probably not for everyone! ...I once saw the original trilogy in a retirement home library ffs. /random

WRAETHTHU ARE POISON TO HUMANS AND POSSIBLY VAMPIRES TOO. EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK.

[oversear]

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week, ahahaha.

WELL IT PROBABLY WONT KILL HIM AND ITS SWEET SWEET BLOOD. PRIORITIES RIGHT??

[sarestes]

ARE YOU REALLY THAT DESPERATE FOR FOOD......

[saltrock_imp]

You totally should read them! I read them in college and fell in love.

If you go for the e-books you get the updated versions!

[oversear]

HMMM I think i might make a trip to my cities used book emporium and see if they're kicking around there. Sometimes they have surprising finds.

[saltrock_imp]

Awesome! Let me school you :) You could have several options. There's the Wraeththu ombnibus, then there's the 3 separate books(Enchantments of Flesh and Spirit, Bewitchments of Love and Hate, and Fulfillments of Fate and Desire). Then there's Wraiths of Will and Pleasure, Flick and Lor's big book, which takes place in between Bewitchments and Fulfillments.

[oversear]

:o where would you recommend starting?

[saltrock_imp]

Enchantments, definitely!

[saltrock_imp]

If you like it, I'd go Enchantments, Bewitchments, Wraiths, Fulfillments. But all the characters in game are taken from either Enchantments or Wraiths.

[oversear]

okay cool! Thanks! I will let you know if I track them down, ahaha

[saltrock_imp]

hahaha awesome! Feel free to hit me up on plurk too :) The author is Storm Constantine btw.

[oversear]

cool, I will add you :>

OR i have you already nvm hahah

[saltrock_imp]

hahaha yes you do :)

[iustitiae]

Hello!! I'm Rema and I play Connor from how to get away with murder, a show about (as the title implies) murder. you know, fun stuff! he's a pretty normal kid, though. Welcome to Hadriel! I'm on plurk at luftballons if you want.

[sarestes]

Going to add you, because why not~