+1 CHOCOBRO

[manspreading]

Hiya Hadriel, it's Jan! I actually play Matt Murdock (devilsavocado) currently but the last few months were so crazy for me that you probably haven't seen me (or Matt) around at all. Well, I'm going to fix that! And that starts with me apping this guy, Gladiolus Amicitia from everyone's favorite Road Trip Simulator, Final Fantasy XV.

Gladio (as he's called by his friends) is the team's tank and Noct's personal bodyguard. He likes camping, fighting monsters, and eating cup noodles. He's kinda brash and rude but he'd never hesitate to put himself in danger to protect people. Also he's got tats, wields a seven-foot sword one-handed and stands at six-foot-six so he's a very big dude. Hilariously, he shares a voice actor with Junkrat from Overwatch and I need to say that because Junkrat got in this round and they sound nothing alike.

Basically if you need someone with a big sword who's a human shield, Gladio's your guy! If you want to plot with me or just chat on plurk, feel free to add me at cantito. Oh, and his canon point is Chapter 8, before arriving in Altissia, so he doesn't know any huge spoilers. Lucky him...

Comments

[kingslight]

Hello, Jan!

I'm also a Jan but I roleplay as Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII, the King of Lucis and the former King of Light. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Jan!

I'm very happy to see Gladiolus around! Noctis-mun will be thrilled!

[manspreading]

o:!! another Jan appears! It's nice to meet you too! I'm so excited to join the cast and play alongside your Regis, this should be so fun!

[kittycaterer]

I am so freaking excited, I can't even begin to tell you.

Hi Jan! I'm Noodle, and I play ur boss Noctis! I'm so extremely excited to have you here and I can't wait to play <3

[manspreading]

Are you ready for this Noodle (are you if the cup variety by any chance)

I'm super pumped to play off Noct! I apologize in advance for Gladio... they're definitely going to fight before they talk anything out....

[kittycaterer]

As a matter of fact, I am ready and I am that very species of noodle. I'm a sentient Cup Noodle that sprouted arms and hands.

And I would expect nothing less from Daddyolus. This is going to be awesome.

[manspreading]

I knew it! The rarest, most advanced kind of Cup Noodle there is. I'd heard legends...

The best treatment for sadness is yelling, that's the lesson #Daddy is here to teach you kids. I'm so excited.

[kittycaterer]

Mortals have written many legends about me.

hashtag daddy! you gonna learn today!

[manspreading]

I must obtain the Ultima Fork to defeat you

B) just trust Gladio I'm sure everything will turn out fine (no it won't)

[kittycaterer]

i am fully prepared for the tears

[kingslight]

Don't you yell at my son, Gladiolus Amicitia! /threadjack ftw lol

[manspreading]

Someone has to be the dad around here ok

(please don't kill him)

[kingslight]

GLADIOLUS!!!! He's lucky to be Clarus' son!

[manspreading]

pls wreck him on behalf of his real dad

this is gonna go so well

[iustitiae]

new phone who dis

[manspreading]

it's ya gurl jan hay gurl