kesha's "blow" plays muffled in the background

[muroieda]

hello naughty children it is time to get blown up.

Hello everyone! I am Doku, and this adorable loveable mugshot belongs to none other than Junkrat from Overwatch, who would probably be flattered if you called him a ticking time bomb. One, because he is, and two, because he really fucking loves blowing things up.

To put it shortly, Junkrat is an internationally wanted criminal/thief/anarchist (to the tune of a cool 25 mil in several countries) for doing things like breaking into one of the biggest banks in Mexico, stealing royal property in England, and a famous arcade in Japan, just for shits and (lots of) giggles. He comes off as air-headed and stupid because of his constant yabbering, manic behavior, and terrible sense of humor, but the truth is way more complicated than that.

Provided you're not a robot or anything, he's actually pretty friendly and amicable, even though he seems like he'd hand you a lit firework with no regard to your well-being. He'd be a resourceful contact in Hadriel because he's exceedingly skilled at finding junk and turning said junk into something useful or just fixing them up to begin with. And blowing things up. Look, I really can't stress that enough.

Junkrat hails from an irradiated Australian outback (think Mad Max) and his accent is pretty thick, so please do bare with my inconsistencies while I try to feel things out with writing his accent.

anyway here's some legal bullshit:

I work for Blizzard Entertainment as a customer service representative. Everything I write should be considered no more than purely fanwork; my headcanons do not, and will not ever, represent any unreleased material at any point. Please regard my content with the same weight as anyone else's. My opinions are my own, and do not reflect that of my employer's.

Please feel free to add me at murasakidoku!

Comments

[manspreading]

you mean Gladio and Junkrat blowing up bugs isn't canon????? I'm aghast, doku. shocked, even.

c: hello frand

[muroieda]

no apparently we'll be blowing up sharks first

[muroieda]

probably for the best tbh

[muroieda]

i'm thinkin'







guilt-free shark-fin soup

[manspreading]

I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW CUP NOODLE RECIPEH

I'm ready

[sleepdarts]

points to eye points to you

hello!!! Im sorry I've been super slow with the test drive (work work blah)
Im Kerry and it's super exciting to have you here!!!

[muroieda]

Who needs a test drive when we could do the real deal now :')))) hi Kerry!!

Hope you're ready to deal with this hot mess, grandma

[sleepdarts]

We got this we got this!!!

I also can't decide if she's not ready or forever ready or just somewhere floating

[burn_all_the_babies]

Oh Hi!! I'm Ashen and I play Tiny Tina from Borderlands 2 and Will Graham from Hannibal. I am SOOOO excited to have Junkrat in game! Tina is going to be hella excited to meet him! He might very well become her new idol/role model!

I've added you on plurk if you don't mind?

[muroieda]

Hi Ashen!!

This combo of characters is not going to end well :T and yes everyone is allowed to come to my plurk. Eeeeeeveryone.

[murderpotato]

well damn maybe I should toss the Big Pig into the TDM one of these days.

Hi, I'm Inky and I play Gren, a one-armed angry Norse monster from that one epic poem that everybody has to read in high school. Welcome to the game!

[muroieda]

holy shit i would die

wow that...really takes me back. i haven't thought of that poem in like. eight years. when i had to read it on senior year

HI INKY where are the rest of the ghost crew

[sciencelizard]

OKAY I JUST WANT TO SAY I am so excited you're here because ding dang darn do I want more Overwatches and ya'll are just fueling my desire to app D.Va around here

BUT REGARDLESS WELCOME!!! I'm Alex, I play Alphys over here. She is often also out finding junk and turning it into Things, though she's primarily a robotics expert so y'know that's gonna be a fun time. She had CR with Pharah and Ana so she's heard some things about Overwatch's canon so far. I am so ahhhhhhh at seeing you still just I LOVE THIS JUNK PERSON IM SO PLEASED

I'm over on plurk at cancerously if you ever need anything!!

[muroieda]

places hand on tiny lesbian lizard's head

shhhh we'll improve your taste in tinkering yet

just threw you a friend invitation!

[sciencelizard]

admittedly, she DID build a few rockets for Pharah when she was here, so it's not out of the question... but only if it's used for good NO JUST BLOWING THINGS UP FOR FUN

and I added you!!

[muroieda]

I'm sorry I don't understand, is there a difference???

[sciencelizard]

yes a big difference there aren't that many buildings in Hadriel to begin with!!!! goodness

[muroieda]

well I mean, if no one's using it...

means that there's less places for the monsters (the murdery type) to hide

:)

[sciencelizard]

junkrat no

junkrat pls

[muroieda]

JUNKRAT YES

can't stop won't stop

[sciencelizard]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

bye hadriel, welcome to boomtown

[muroieda]

now that i think of it junkrat would probably be pretty fond of alphys, besides the whole "I make robots thing"

especially if he learned about the reason why monsters were stuck in the underground - getting dicked over and displaced by those in power is pretty much what happened in the outback with the omnium

[sciencelizard]

honestly they have the potential to get along Well and also the potential for death on wheels, IM HYPE. She's not too shy about sharing that sort of info either so it'd likely come out p easily.

also like, she has her laptop here and since Junkrat has a fondness for cute things, come, let her introduce u to magical girls, there is no possible way this can go wrong at all

[muroieda]

Oh my god
Yes

[sciencelizard]

COME, EXPERIENCE MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE, IT'S THE BEST ANIME YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF

[muroieda]

getting in heated debates over who is best girl........

[sciencelizard]

shipping wars over who is best with who.

also mew mew is best girl obviously what contest even IS THERE

[iustitiae]

hey you!!!!

[muroieda]

Sup g