me me big boy

[wynand]

hey everybody it's zero here player of sans bringing my second character into the game for the first time in forever good god

this is Jack, aka the player protagonist from the first BioShock game. He's largely a silent protagonist (he speaks like 19 words total in the game and they're all in the opening cutscene so) and he's also been manipulated and used for most of his life and has only just gotten a vague idea of exactly how deep this conditioning goes :')

he's also like four and is a genetic monstrosity and was mind controlled to break his own puppy's neck and can shoot bees from his hands

please save him

Comments

[ishotyouuu]

So yeah, these two genetic experiments should totally meet and hang out (and CONSUME ALL THE BOOZE). Don't worry about being quiet, Jack-- Wade talks enough for ten people.

I regret that I cannot promise there won't be any Nic Cage jokes if he sees the bee thing tho

[wynand]

THAT'S FINE, WHAT'S A NICHOLAS CAGE

is he cool

he's nicholas cage yall

[ishotyouuu]

if we ever get TV here Wade's gonna introduce you to the cinematic masterpiece that is Face/Off good buddy

you can't go through life without watching that at least once

[wynand]

just make sure you make it absolutely clear that you're not a splicer dude cause holy Fuck

[ishotyouuu]

WOW HOW ABOUT NOT JUDGING A BOOK BY ITS COVER MISTER FOUR-YEAR-OLD

[wynand]

HEY, HEY, JUDGING BOOKS BY COVERS KEPT HIM ALIVE IN RAPTURE

[ishotyouuu]

YEAH THAT ATLAS IS A REAL SWELL GUY HUH NO REASON NOT TO TRUST HIM AT ALL

[wynand]

HE'S A REAL STAND UP GUY A REAL NICE FELLA HA HA

[tongueamok]

I am crying with laughter at those gifs, oh my god.

[wynand]

this is how the game goes right

[infinite1up]

[wynand]

what exactly are you trying to say here sir buddy chum

[einselective]

Everybody is excited for bees! (except Nick Cage)

[wynand]

you better beelieve it

[circumitus]

AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(i love you)

[wynand]

he's going to just walk into the speakeasy and start sucking down alcohol at unprecedented rates, not talk to anyone else, and then walk the fuck right back out again

stop giving this toddler alcohol

[circumitus]

Don't make her cut you off bro because she'll totally cut you off. With force.

[wynand]

it's fine he's not about to go into cardiac arrest

(yet)

(that comes later)