Hadriel definitely needed a TV reporter/foreign correspondent/travel writer/old-school gamer

[storyseeker]

...so I have brought you one! Hello everyone, I'm Jaina, a newbie who's coming to cave city with Elena Fisher circa Uncharted 4.



Pictured above: the lady in question barely holding back glee at her husband's utter failure to come close to beating her high score at Crash Bandicoot.

Elena's previous career path took her from reality TV competitor to history/travel show host to legit journalist who covered war zones and stuff. Lately, she's been trying to do the normal life thing where she doesn't get shot during work or leisure time, hence the travel writing, but she's definitely feeling restless, so a trip to Hadriel was the obvious next step.

She's also married to walking human disaster Nathan Drake, who has been around here swimming with shark monsters or something???? Wow what a bad decision, please everyone rat him out immediately (and then come to understand why they suit each other when she's like "ok but was there anything cool down there?") At Elena's current canon point, she's Deeply Suspicious about Nate's lieeesssss about a certain Malaysia job, but the magnitude of interdimensional kidnapping will prompt her to set those suspicions aside for the moment. Surely that will not bite her in the ass later.

I'm excited to be here! Feel free to add me at effervescible, but I'm 100% down for plotting and threading without plurk too.

Comments

[nonscriptum]

LIES, WHAT LIES
THERE ARE NO LIES HERE YOU STOP THAT

[storyseeker]

Okay so if she flew to Malaysia she would find...?

[nonscriptum]

.....................a monsoon...................................

[torrefied]

hey jaina, welcome to the murdercave! i'm the rae here who isn't a mod and i play this big loser, mello from death note. nathan was his dad in the altered memories event last month so i imagine he'll take an interest in elena. c: i'm ventose and i'm gonna add you if that's cool!

[storyseeker]

It's totally cool! tbh, given Nate's history and also his face and also his muscles and tight clothing, it wouldn't 100% shock her if Nate did have a surprise son out there. But all in all she'll be relieved not to have to play stepmother, though she is sure Mello is delightful and all :')

[torrefied]

haha weeps mello is the opposite of delightful and he was worse as michael drake. i apologize for him in advance.

[dreamsallotted]

Nice to meet you! I'm Kara caletara and I play Seel from the bizarre 80's sci fi dystopic Wraeththu books. He's kind of a jerk. I also have Will Solace from the Percy Jackson/Riordanverse books, who is a completely wonderful and nice 15 year old. Can't wait to throw them at you!

[storyseeker]

Hello hello! I'm canonblind for both (minus some minor PJ canon osmosis) but I like both jerks and delightful teenagers. I'll look forward to both!

[dreamsallotted]

I'm totally canonblind to yours too, so it'll be fun! Seel is a jerky magical hermaphrodite who just got murdered today so he'll be back up and running on the 13th. Will works at the clinic and is a son of Apollo. Nicest guy you'll ever meet. Can't wait!

[knifecollecting]

I'll admit I'm canonblind but Nate's fun and having someone else curious as hell around is going to be great.

I'm Dee and I just play Jo here. Welcome to the cave!!

[storyseeker]

Hello Dee! Jo is a great character, ahhh. I drifted away from Supernatural ages ago but I always liked her.

[knifecollecting]

I hope I do her justice! She's been here a year now, so she's starting to get tired of this shit.

[notimpervious]

Hey bruh I play the nerd who was Elena's husband's wife for a week what up. You already knew that tho. Welcome to the murdercave!!

[storyseeker]

AW YEAH GLAD TO BE—

wait

did u bone him

[notimpervious]

Ew no she doesn't do married men!! Plus she's got a guy of her own

[lifetothefullest]

Aaaaaaaah Elena. 8D

Heyo, I'm Ami; I have Dr. Lance Sweets here from Bones, as well as Chris Hartley (thechoiceisyours) from that interactive horror movie/video game Until Dawn! Chris has been here for ages and is kind of just chilling, but Lance is being nosy and into everything, including judging Nate for his life choices and being dragged into learning to give him stitches for his shark incident.

My plurk is at amiasha and I'm sending you a friend request! c:

[storyseeker]

HELLO AMI I am super excited to thread with Sweets, because the thread with Nate and the stitches cracks me up every time I check in on it. Please have him be nosy and judge Nate a whole lot, he deserves it. He will possibly also judge Elena for marrying that even if Nate is a hottie.

Accepted! C: Oh and I should mention I'm canon familiar with both your dudes, and looking forward to seeing them around.

[lifetothefullest]

Yes good 8D He will definitely do so, and yeah, Elena you could do so much better even if Nate IS a hottie.

Awesome, excellent; I've seen Uncharted 4 through a few times from different let's plays, but not the other three games, so I'm... Sort of canon familiar, at least? More than I am with most things, anyway. Definitely looking forward to rping with you. ♥

[restinglichface]

This friendship is gonna be awesome.

you didn't see that

[storyseeker]

It's gonna be explosive

[tongueamok]

Welcome to the game, Jaina! I'm Grimme, and I play Nick Valentine and this OC here. I've just started watching some playthroughs of Uncharted to catch the story, and our Nate is just amazing, so I'm stoked to see what Elena brings! :D

[storyseeker]

Hi Grimme! I have some secondhand familiarity with Nick and he seems cool, and I'm down with OCs too. Good to be here! Alex has definitely set the bar high with her awesome Nate—hopefully I can live up to that as his other half!

[pocketspa]

hay hay hay welcome to the death cave I'm sorry my disaster elf has been highkey flirting with your husband for two months

[storyseeker]

pssht no worries Elena congratulates Taako on his excellent taste. Who wouldn't want to flirt with him, I mean really.

[pocketspa]

oh hell yeah, that's good, 'cuz he's gonna keep doing it