here we go here we go again

[knockthemdead]

hiya Hadriel!! It's Caity, player of Ellie (survivorsguilt), bringing you yet another death gay. Only, like, a little more literal this time.

Kravitz here is a reaper from The Adventure Zone, that one dnd podcast about magic and dick jokes! He's all about rules and snappy suits, and has absolutely no idea how to be social.

I can't wait to throw him at you guys!! Feel free to add me on sekritsauce or PM this journal!

(as a side note, I have yet to make a permissions post, but I'll tack a link to one onto his first top level, because there's some fun things he can do that definitely require permission/a heads up!)

Comments

[restinglichface]

HEY FUTURE BRO-IN-LAW. Sup?

[knockthemdead]

HEYYYYYYY SIS. please don't try to kill me this time?

[restinglichface]

no promises, ghost rider

[knockthemdead]

fear

[pocketspa]

lup dont fucking kill him one of us should be allowed to have our goddamn boyfriends around here

[restinglichface]

if i dont get laid, YOU DONT EITHER

[pocketspa]

WOW WHAT THE FUCK LUCRETIA IS RIGHT THERE, LUP

JESUS

[restinglichface]

OKAY...FAIR.

[pocketspa]

YEAH THATS RIGHT STEP OFF THIS DICK

GOD

[pocketspa]

hello my love my angle

[knockthemdead]

i have ARRIVED to sweep 1 (one) elf off his lovely feet

[pocketspa]

good, fucking free him

[knockthemdead]

HE'LL LIKE.................TRY

[pocketspa]

try harder????????

[knockthemdead]

EVEN GODS HAVE LIMITS..........APPARENTLY

[pocketspa]

UGH WELL I GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO KEEP HIM COMPANY, HERE, TOGETHER, WITHOUT THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD

WHAT A SHAME

[knockthemdead]

how will they ever COPE!

[pocketspa]

how will he EVEN SURVIVE

[knockthemdead]

hey how long do you think we can shit up this post with gay

[pocketspa]

is that a fucking Challenge

[knockthemdead]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it mIGHT be

[pocketspa]

WELL THEN, U FUCK, I AM HERE TO DELIVER!!! THE PREMIUM CONTENT!!!!!

[knockthemdead]

BRING IT!!!!!!!THE FUCK!!!!! ON!!!!!!!

[pocketspa]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[weedbgon]

new eyepatch who dis

[knockthemdead]

what a Look

[nonscriptum]

hey buddyyyyyyyyyyyy

finger guns

[knockthemdead]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELLOOOOO PAL

[nonscriptum]

wink wonk

[knockthemdead]

stop being so handsome and junk immediately. banned.

[nonscriptum]

MAKE HIM

[knockthemdead]

[distant screaming]

[notimpervious]

Hey nice! Failing at being social isn't so bad!! Just ask Brennan! (Don't, don't... I mean do if you want lmao but maaannnn it'll be awkward)

[knockthemdead]

you know........ I have a feeling he and Brennan will make the most delightful unlikely friends

[notimpervious]

Honestly I hope so, I'm here for this c:

[armcollector]

0 TO FINDING OUT YOUR FRIENDS GAY IN OVER A YEAR OF KNOWING HIM

more importantly and more relevantly is magnus is going to be. so much more interested in hearing about how the astral planes going especially after ghosts we know SO BE READY WERE COMING IN HOT

[knockthemdead]

UH YES WELLL ABOUT THAT

ffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFUCKKKK OH BOY NO HESITATION HUH! right into it. ok. cool. he can do this.
yo they have a delivered message to talk about huh

[armcollector]

listen. his wife came back to life temporarily and then died again. he has some PRESSING QUESTIONS and magnus rushes in
also yes. the message. mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[knockthemdead]

yeah. i mean like. this is SUPER fair. understandable.
like get ready for kravitz to be really really awkward