+ one swordswoman

[divinusly]

Eeeeey everyone!! My name is Jade and I'm totes new to the game so I HOPE TO HAVE FUN WITH Y'ALL. I'm bringing in this lady here named Zelda, and she comes from a video game that's about waging war in ancient China I mean uh she's from a Legend of Zelda game that isn't a Legend of Zelda game at all.

Anyway, I'm taking her from the ABSOLUTE BEST PART OF THE GAME in which you get to play the villain and kick both her and the other protag's assess and chase them out of the country. It's pretty fantastic!! Anyway, feel free to friend me at drinksteapots, 'cause I'll be friending p much everyone. If you don't want to interact with her, please use my opt-out post here!



fam it's cool she can fight dragons on her own she got dis

Comments

[divinusly]

if nothing else i will play it for the snow physics!!!

if it is snowing in hadriel then it will be snowing especially prettier around aloy, jus sayin

[igniting]

LMFAO omg she wishes it were snowing :')

also i just saw that you're in chicago!!! i'm in milwaukee WHAT'S UP

[divinusly]

WHAT UP

/gently pushes all the chicago snow back to you

YOURE WELCOME

[igniting]

NO WE'RE GETTING DUMPED ON TONIGHT YOU CAN KEEP IT

[divinusly]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I MIGHT AS WELL DIVE INTO LAKE MICHIGAN

IT'LL BE WARMER

[igniting]

i mean yeah probably this is the end for us both tbh

[divinusly]

fuck this shit, i'm hibernating until 2020

PEACE

[hot_mes]

WAIT HOW ARE YALL IN MY AREA WHAT

>Madison

[igniting]

WHAT!!!

I HAD NO IDEA LMFAO

[hot_mes]

surpriiiiiise?

all three of us can commisserate in our shitty snow situation

[igniting]

MIDWEST IS BEST except it also blows rip us

[divinusly]

true dat






sob

[igniting]

here i'll make you a deal

steal sue from the field museum and bring her to me and i'll stop the snow

[divinusly]

tempting





ok fine take the dino!!***



**some assembly required upon shipment

[igniting]

OKAY DONE TY TY

[hot_mes]

someday we can come up with the list of reasons we live where the air hurts our faces but...not tonight.

[igniting]

i'm genetically engineered to eat as much cheese as possible so i can't leave tbh

[divinusly]

EW A BADGER

TAKE YOUR SNOW BACK

[hot_mes]

NO U

[divinusly]

ILL GIVE YOU BEER WITH THE SNOW???

[hot_mes]

MMMMMMMMMM well maybe

[divinusly]

DONE AND DONE

joke's on u it's only budwiser

[hot_mes]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO goddammit

betrayed