+jerk AI

[epsilol]

Ayyy everyone! This is Jen, I'm already in game with R from Warm Bodies and now I'm bringing in Epsilon from Red vs Blue! Which for the unfamiliar is a comedy series that took an abrupt U-turn six seasons in and started slapping people with both plot and feelings.

Epsilon is an AI fragment who has this bad habit of never shutting up, like, ever. He's cocky, snarky and underneath all the asshole behavior he actually really cares about his friends. Not that he'll ever admit it. He's coming from the end of Season 13 of the show, right after making a heartfelt goodbye to everyone. And thanks to the setting he's going to be arriving in an organic body. Which he will not be happy about.



Feel free to hit me up for plotting on plurk at blackskymetro or on discord at blackskymetro#3175

Comments

[igniting]

i have a feeling you're going to get a lot of use out of that gif

[epsilol]

Church would like a refund on this whole organic body bullshit. At least let him have a robot one!

[igniting]

okay the pooping and farting and barfing sucks but he gets to eat chocolate now???

[epsilol]

...okay you make a good point but is chocolate really worth all the free range organic disgustingness?

[igniting]

i mean yes absolutely tbh

don't be such a baby epsilon!!!

[epsilol]

he's totally entitled to be a baby! technically he's not even ten years old!!

[igniting]

ah okay so that means aloy has even more reason to boss him around good good

[epsilol]

look he's willing to accept archery lessons but if she tries to tell him what to do he'll give her a practical demonstration of old world cussing

[igniting]

ah yes, cultural exchange at its best

[epsilol]

someday aloy will swear and he will be so damn proud of her

[igniting]

ngl that is 100% my goal

[epsilol]

He's the best bad influence a girl could ask for

[hardwearing]

Time to exercise that meatsack before something here kills it.

[epsilol]

no amount of laps will save him if Caboose decides Church needs help

[hardwearing]

In that case nothing can save him, it's true. But laps could save him from a lot of other shit.

[epsilol]

Good luck catching him, he'll bail the first chance he gets

[hardwearing]

Is this an "I'll only run if I'm being chased" deal? Because that could be arranged.

[uptightness]

broooooooooooo

[epsilol]

Siiiiiiiis. He's gonna give her so much shit

[lovernotafighter]