+ 1 armored cinnamon roll

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Hi there, Diya here. I'm new to the game, and looking forward to playing with all of you!

I'm bringing with me as my first victim the one and only Michael J Caboose from the comedy web series Red vs Blue. And Caboose is...let's just say, special.


Turn around, Caboose. They're over here.

Caboose is probably the single dumbest human being you are ever likely to meet in your life. He's also quite sweet and well-meaning, which might be a good thing, since his strength is inversely proportionate to his intelligence and he can quite easily hurt or maim people without meaning to.

Usually the people on his own team. In fact, don't ask him to 'help' anyone nearby. It won't end well.

He will also initially try to befriend anything spooky that pops up. Don't let him do that either.

Basically Caboose is here to increase everyone's stress levels while he blunders around, but at least he's super-friendly? And if you have any broken machines -- assuming he didn't break them himself -- he's got a knack for fixing things. Please treat this big blue idiot kindly. His friends yell at him enough as it is.

If you'd like to plot, or just add me for funsies, I'm on plurk at isadiya and Discord at isadiya#0961.

Comments

[hardwearing]

My idiots are here!!!

...

Oh god my idiots are here.

(Welcome to Hadriel, friend, I hope you love it here. I can't wait for antics.)

[ctrlfu]

you gon get hugged

[hardwearing]

Hugs are excellent, he missed you. ;o;

[ctrlfu]

well he's just out of practice. he'll do better next time.

[uptightness]

:D Hello! I'm Nina, and I brought in Carolina this round. Look forward to Caboose interactions.

[ctrlfu]

Hello Nina! Yeah, Caboose is gonna just be beside himself that he's got everyone back.

[uptightness]

and he can befriend everyone and anyone and have the rest go WTF |D

[disarmer]

Oh man I am so stoked for caboose. I think he and magnus here would get along p great.

[ctrlfu]

I am not terribly far into TAZ but from what I have listened to thus far, I think I would agree with this.

/sage nod

[lovernotafighter]

Caboose, stop trying to make friends with monsters!

[ctrlfu]

YOU ARE NOT HIS REAL MOM.

[lovernotafighter]

Thank fucking god for that. Being a mom to one giant behemoth is enough!

[failtography]

oh my god caboose is exactly what hadriel needs, bless u

hello diya! i'm rika and i play this nerd from ffxv as well as ace from one piece who was just apped in this round c: nice to meet you!

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Nice to meet you too!

And yes, clearly what this very serious horror game needed was a simpleton too dumb to be reasonably afraid for his life.

Best day ever.

[unweaving]

CABOOSE! Oh my god, how glorious. Hi, Diya! I'm Tilly, and i just have Aranea highwind from FFXV here. Nice to meet you - I look forward to all the shenanigans that will no doubt occur with a 'boose in the game.

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Hello Tilly!

Shenanigans there shall certainly be. We really should find him a child leash early on.