We needed more douchebags right

[freebullets]

no?

sorry, that's all i got

HI. I'M NEW. It's been eighty one years a while since I've actually done an intro post anywhere, I apologize for the ensuing awkward clunkiness.

MY NAME IS SQUID, I PLAY ASSHOLES. Specifically, today, this asshole, Reaver, from the Fable series! He's specifically coming in from Fable 2, I am super sorry about all the Fable 3 icons but like that's... that's where all the art is.

I'm a sham.

He's just the biggest pile of dicks ever, and I'm sorry ahead of time for all the awful stuff he's gonna say and do, but at least he's very pretty and I think that should totally absolve everything right

right.

SQUID PLURK IS squiddly, plz add me im lonely. I'll be getting to the intro log TONIGHT and this weekend, cannot wait!

Comments

[abyssalarcana]

HELLO I am here for this. I have never played Fable, I have no idea who Reaver is, but I am ready for this massive asshole and also your name is squid and I couldn't resist, honestly.

Good news though: My name is Lauren (sadly not a cool sea creature) and I play Caedra who is also just THE WORST. She's a demon. She's cool with being a demon. She makes it her personal goal to make people miserable whenever it suits her to do so. Killing is her favorite thing ever. I don't think these two will likely get along at all but I never let that stop me from a good trainwreck.

[freebullets]

OH BOI DEMONS

I mean they might get along, Reaver likes shooting things dead, but he also likes hookups and one night stands so its anyones game

[abyssalarcana]

lmao well we'll see how things go in game! Welcome to Hadriel!

[restinglichface]

sup FOOL

[freebullets]

EW WHO DIS

[restinglichface]

ITS THE COPPERS HANDS UP

[freebullets]

BUT I DON'T GOT THOSE

[restinglichface]

YOU DONT HAVE HANDS???

[freebullets]

NOT A SINGLE ONE WE'RE REALLY POOR

CAN'T AFFORD HANDS