+ the scariest mute of all time

[bloodbathing]

hi everyone! my name is kas. i was here for about 2 seconds 84 years ago with a totally different character, and now i return with Agent Maine from Red vs. Blue. maine is a 7-foot-tall, 406 lb slab of muscle — and that's outside of his fancy ~space marine~ armor. He Real Big. he's basically a human wrecking ball made of rage, determination, and loyalty. he comes from a universe where humanity is fighting a war against their own extinction, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to win. (morality? ain't nobody got time for that!)

maine is showing up immediately after taking a sniper round to the chest and 9 bullets point-blank to the neck. thanks to Hope, these injuries won't be life-threatening. however, maine's been left completely unable to speak; all he can manage are animalistic grunts, snarls, and growls. (this video has some examples.)

for more about maine, you can check out his first impressions / permissions post or his app. if you're a visual person, here's his visualosities and pinterest board. and if you like music, here's a spotify playlist. 👍

i can be reached by pm or @ nostalgiabomb. feel free to add me on plurk if you'd like, but please let me know who you are, first! ❤ looking forward to playing with you all!

Comments

[hardwearing]

hey maine hey buddy there's a lot to catch you up on and it's all TERRIBLE how about you just meet wash's army of tiny sassy lady friends instead that'll be fun right???

(I'm so excited you're here Kas aahhh!!!)

[redlikerose]

nice to meet you kas! i'm sen.

rvb is such a great series i hope i can thread with you soon!

[circumitus]

YEEEESSSSSsssssss.

Welcome back, bro. <3

[evocation]

I'M SO EXCITED and i just added you on plurk!!

[uptightness]

Hi hi! c: I'm Nina, and I have a certain red head in game.

I'm fulmina at plurk, and I'll add you when I am on my laptop.

[aroundthecoroner]

Hello! And welcome back, I guess! I only know a little about your canon through osmosis with the other characters in game, but Maine sounds... fascinating. I'm excited to see him in game!

I'm Leu and I play two ocs, Michael and Tucker. I'm Leucrotta on plurk!

[requiemshark]

Hell year. This is gonna be fun.

...there may be murder attempts we shall see. Hey, I’m Fade, I’ve got this asshole and Kettara Bloodthirst. Welcome!

[abyssalarcana]

Welcome! I was a huge RvB nerd once upon a time and played Alpha Church and the Director and a few of the fragments for like... jesus, probably a good four or so years. Maybe longer. And then I kinda stopped watching after S9. BUT. Maine! Sweet!

I'm Lauren, and these days I play this dumb OC of a demon who's an NPC from a DnD game I run with friends. Caedra is literally evil incarnate, as demons are, and I wish I could say she has some secret heart of gold or something but nah.

Good to have you joining us!

[lovernotafighter]

/slams into this