Once I drew to an inside straight, I was one Jack off.

[glazedonutholes]

 Introducing colorful space-marine Private Franklin Delano Donut from your local web series, Red vs Blue!

A few things: 

1) He's a god. 

2) He might offend some people. --> Opt-Out Post

3) He loves flowers, slumber parties and bombs! 

4) He's an extrovert and likes everyone!

5) And last but not least, istg he's not coming onto anyone he's just... Donut.

This has been your friendly intro brought to you by the color Pin-- Lightish Red! 

- Blythe
Blythee 

Comments

[uptightness]

HELLO!

I AM EXCITED!

carolina might be less so

I'm Nina, and I have Carolina here, and The Disreputable Dog from the novel series, The Old Kingdom. I thoroughly enjoyed the 4th wall thread. c:

[glazedonutholes]

Hello! I love your Carolina and so does Donut but then who wouldn't appreciate hair like that. Can he braid it?

Yes! I need to catch up on tags! I've barely had time today so going to catch up on everything!

[uptightness]

No.
And no candles.
And no parties or sleep overs.
And no telling stories about her.

8)

[glazedonutholes]

But you just mentioned all the good things!

[uptightness]

No fun.

Ever.

[glazedonutholes]

He wore down Sarge and he's as stubborn as they come. He's still trying to fight hte Blues!

He'll wear you down too.

/wink

[uptightness]

..... he likely will. XD

screw these braids

[hardwearing]

Hey there! I'm Ana, I've got this buzzkill as well as Pell, Drake, and DiMA. Echoing Nina, I am super excited for Donut but Wash will be less enthused. They were hilarious on fourth wall, I'd love to wrap that quickly before doing intro log stuff? And if you don't mind my adding you, I'm going to send a request your way. I believe our paths crossed on a fandom meme years ago but it's been a long time!

There's also an in-game canon thing that affects everyone from RvB with a neural implant (so basically everybody...) I need to fill you in on when you've got a minute.

Welcome to Hadriel! ♥

[glazedonutholes]

Hello! It's nice to meet you Ana! I think I only know Wash from your list, but I'm sure I'll get to know your other guys later!

What do you mean? Why wouldn't he be excited about potential tea parties?! Maybe Donut should get him to start in his next production! That'll get him excited for sure!

I put my Plurk up so people could add me so no need to ask! Also, already added you!

What in-game canon thing?

[hardwearing]

N-no, Donut. He doesn't want... nooo........

I will pp you now!

[glazedonutholes]

You say that now but you'll end up loving it!

[such_a_teez]

He sounds like a blast! I'm canon blind but he sounds like a fun addition to the game.

[glazedonutholes]

You say that now. But that's only b/c you haven't met him.

[such_a_teez]

I'm stalking the thread with Sanji and it alone makes me glad you brought him here.

[glazedonutholes]

Sanji's just easy. And like everyone else, he just needs a moment to process him.