Do she got the booty

[bloodbrine]

SHE DOOOOOOOO


Uh I mean... hi! I'm Clamor, new meat to Hadriel, and I'm bringing with me Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn from FFXIV: A Realm Reborn. Also known as that MMO with a billion elf boyfriends where you get to punch gods in the face for loot. It's pretty bangin'.
Merlwyb here is a pirate-gone-Admiral, and the de facto head honcho of a free City State of pirates/fishermen/rogues/adventurers, so she's pretty much used to the political equivalent of herding cats. Laws and restrictions on what can and can't be considered 'lawful looting' isn't popular with the citizens. Luckily Merlwyb is the biggest and baddest pirate of the lot - you don't mess with the gods damned Storm Admiral unless you're jonesing for a long walk off a short pier - soooo... things are relatively under control. Minus the giant angry sea serpent trying to sink the city every so often.

BUT HEY. TL;DR giant fricking pirate woman (Literally... she's like 7'2"). It works.
I can be reached at macabreclamor for all your plotting needs! o7

Comments

[casperdisaster]

This all sounds terribly wonderful and now I kinda wanna play it. HELLO I'm Kels, helper mod and player of Noah from The Raven Cycle here as well as Thom Rainier from Dragon Age! My plurk is oncemorewithfeeling so that's the loser who just added you!

[bloodbrine]

DO IT. \o/ It's a great time. The humor is fantastic.

oh man thom rainier tho...

[untowards]

CLAMOR. we keep doing this thing where every couple of years we're in a game together again. it's weird.

(hi it's trace, i was your zelos once)

(and am also bringing zelos back here)

[bloodbrine]

WADDUP MY FRIEND holy crow it's been ages!

(pls bring zelos it'll be awesome)

[untowards]

(i already had him here a while ago, he's 100% coming back)

yessss, should we plurkfriend??

[bloodbrine]

(PERF.)

Hell yeah we should be plurkfriends! I foresee many shenanigans.

[quaerit]

Hi There! I'm Kerry and I play Gansey from The Raven Cycle, welcome to the game! I am unfortunately canon blind so I'm looking forward to seeing her around! Hadriel definitely needs more pirates.

I'm also Halfbloodly on Plurk! I hope it's okay if I add you. :)

[bloodbrine]

That's a-okay! I'm likewise canonblind for yours. Love me some cross-canon CR though, so let's have an excellent time anyway. \o/

Added!

[unfollowing]

Omg excellent. Hi I'm Alexis and I'm here for throwing Until Dawn's Emily and Power Rangers SPD's Z at Merlwyb. :3

[bloodbrine]

Yasssssssssssss excellent! Gimme all your CR. All of it.

[hollowly]

goddamn it who let you in here

ugh

i'm leaving

[bloodbrine]

tsu bad, dis my game now

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[hollowly]

did you just

oh for fuck's sake

[bloodbrine]

I have many months of puns to catch up on.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[hollowly]

all i can say is thank god there is someone in the world now taller than this nerd

also good luck on catching up, friend

you do have a lot of it to do c:

[bloodbrine]

Damn right she is. And if you bring Donte, he'll be a shortstop for once in his life too.

AYE AYE o7 Pun overdrive it is!

[hollowly]

[bloodbrine]

Darling.
You're going to have a devil of a time finding friends with that attitude.







B)

[hollowly]

never mind i'm done i'm leaving again

[bloodbrine]

byeeeeeeee

[ampliat]

Hi Clamor, I'm Sam. Welcome to Hadriel!! I play two angry girls, this one here from the Raven Cycle and Julia from the magicians! I look forward to playing with Merlwyb. She sounds so cool....

[bloodbrine]

Merlwyb is Captain Cool.
And 500% likely to get roaring drunk at the first opportunity, but we're not counting that...

[beanstalk]

can't not hear that in mike's voice

HI CLAMOR, i'm hoshi and new here as well )o) i play kanda yu from d.gray-man. merlwyb is a fucking bamf and i miss her :c but welcome! i hope we can get to tagging each other sometime )O)

[bloodbrine]

just as keikaku

HELLO HOSHI I'm sorry every time I type your name, I'll think Game Grumps Hoshi. /o\ I know very little about D Gray Man, but HELL YEAH we're gonna have us some rad tags!

[beanstalk]

goddangit. stupid lovable mch.

that's ok! i don't know what that is either so we both don't know something!! THAT'S TOTALLY OKAY it's very likely they're going to snark back and forth rather easily, RAD TAGS INCOMING!!

[synthedick]

Welcome to the game, Clamor! I'm Grimme, I play Nick Valentine here (and Cat Husband on Excalibur). Looking forward to seeing you around the game!

[bloodbrine]

Cat Husband, you say. B)

Likewise! I don't know a whole lot about Fallout, but Nick looks like an interesting fella.

[wormintheglass]

completely canonblind, but you had me at GIANT PIRATE WOMAN.

[bloodbrine]

THE PIRATEST PIRATE TO EVER PIRATE

[vendetta]

Hello there, Clamor!! I have no idea how to pronounce your character's name, omg, but she sounds amazing. I actually did play a tiny bit of FFXIV once upon a time and remember her being really cool!

Anyway, I play Kazuhira Miller from the Metal Gear Solid series here and he co-ran a private army back home before Hadriel decided to kidnap him. He tends to get along with other leader types who can Get Shit Done, so maybe they'll hit it off!

Oh, and I'm Court. It's nice to meet you and I hope you enjoy your time here. o/

[bloodbrine]

Yeahhhhhh, those Sea Wolf Roegadyns have interesting traditional naming rules. Just sneeze for her last name and that'll be close enough.

Ayyyy fellow boss man! I'm sure they'll get along swimmingly.



Pun mostly not intended.

[prazerbutterfly]

MAELSTROM FOR LIFE

And like Hoshi before cannot stop hearing that in mike's voice.

I'm Desh, also new here, and I play Tyki Mikk from D.Gray-man. )o) She'll be one sizable beautiful lady and Tyki will be all Oh damn she hot . I mean, what.

[bloodbrine]

TIL SEA SWALLOWS ALL o7

Newbie high five! Nice to meet you, Desh. It tru... Merlwyb is a giraffe of a bombshell. He's gonna need a stepladder to compliment her to her face though, so good luck.

[prazerbutterfly]

TIL THE SEA SWALLOWS ALL o7

He's only 6'2 so she'll have a whole foot on him but it won't stop him from trying. And it's not luck but talent /shot and shot again