+1 megalomaniac CEO extraordinaire

[kiddos]

i forgot to include "making his own daughter a prisoner and abusing her power for his agenda". oops

Hola! My name's Ray, and I'd like to apologize in advance for bringing this jerk-off to such a sweet, not-so-innocent game. His name is Handsome Jack, for anyone lucky enough to be unaware, and he is from a silly game called Borderlands. A smooth-talking son of a bitch, we're hoping he will fit in rather well within Hadriel and cause no conflict whatsoever. Because miracles do happen... just not very likely. Like, at all. He's pretty much going guaranteed to fuck something up.

Anyway! OOCly, this'll be my first character into the game and I've been out of games in general for a few months, so I'm looking forward to getting back into the swing of things. You can hit me up @ sustain if you'd like, or shingantsu on AIM. I've been off of Plurk for a good minute so it's going to take some time for me to remember to sign in and check it regularly. If you might need me for anything, AIM'll be the best way to do so!

Jack's journal is a massive WIP but I'll certainly have a permissions page as well as an opt-out to avoid dealing with him or his more darker tendencies. Looking forward to playing with everyone!

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[cashlin]

[cashlin]

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY HELLO RAY I AM SO EXCITED!!!

my name's Danni and I play Jack's favorite girl in the entire galaxy. she's pre-BL2, so she's largely ignorant of Jack himself-- Axton's told her that she and the gang kill some Handsome-whatever rando in the future, but that's it. I'm sure they will be best friends forever and no murder or horrible trauma will occur AT ALL.

[kiddos]

i am pretty sure these two are the worst to have pictures of next to them in bed―

oh yes! hello danni!! i am so glad that you play lilith here omg. talk about the confusion that's going to arise when she has no idea she has fucked him over god knows how many times yet he is all the wiser. GUESS WHO RNG IS GONNA "ACCIDENTALLY" PICK.... i kid. maybe.

maybe they'll get along. stranger things have happened. she was chill w/ him at one point.

[kiddos]

HAHAHA just kidding he is going to have the biggest hateboner for her

[cashlin]

i would expect absolutely nothing less than any of this from ol' handy jimmy :') lilith is already vaguely curious about jack, but there are allllll sorts of disastrous ways that this can go down with the rest of their cast blabbing away, and i cannot wait to see what happens.

.....but tbh once someone gives lilith the full story i give it five minutes before she needs to be physically restrained from liquefying him, and also rhys

[kiddos]

jack is going to be laughing hysterically and nonstop at that when he realizes that he has been both revived and brought to another world... with lilith somehow here as well. like. what are the chances of that.

i actually hope he finds out that she doesn't remember him and she doesn't find out too much about him along the way. that way he can play it cool and casual when chatting her up for a little while. makes the knife go in her back all the smoother. 8)

[cashlin]

HAHAHA, and he's got a lackey AND people who don't already know how horrid he is? jack is in his element, this is really his lucky day. and same here: I wanna keep things open since we don't really know what'll happen, but also I would looove to play the long game. let's hash stuff out!!

[fleshing]

this can only end well




but hi! I'm Zero, also brand-new to the game with Krieg here.

yyyyeah. this'll go over well.

[kiddos]

LOOKIE HERE, TRUE BANDIT TRASH

never has calling vault hunters "bandits" been more true... hi krieg. it's so nice to see you. again. just kidding. this really sucks for jack.

but also hi to you too, zero! it won't go too badly, i think. jack's gonna make every active attempt to steer clear of krieg, at least physically-speaking. he wants to avoid a second grimey-ass death, 'mmkay.

[fleshing]

LITERAL BANDIT TRASH

RIGHT contact info that's important

I'm over on AIM at arcaneswearwords because I'm plurkless atm but we'll see if that persists. it may be time to shoot the obsolete horse

[kiddos]

you're good!! i prefer to use AIM m'self, so i'll add you there. but if you do end up making a plurk, you already know to add me as well. i'm going to force myself to be active on there for game purposes.

[prazerbutterfly]

But Handsome Jack is by far the best jerk ever *\o/* Hello Ray. My name is Desh and I play Tyki Mikk from D.Gray-man. He can equally be a jerk when he wants to be but not much of a jerk as Jack.

[kiddos]

ugh, someone finally has the right opinion of him. you get me (him), you totally get me (HIM)!!

hi desh! jack can certainly use some fellow jerks to appreciate his jerk... iness, so i'm looking forward to the two of them mingling. he'll help toughen him up into reaching true jerkdom. no problem-o.

[prazerbutterfly]

well he can be quite the jerk if he wants to be as he has a habit of getting under a person's skin metaphorically and physically. Just depends on what type of mood he's in.

Yeah, he'll definitely attach to other jerks if only to find some common ground. Besides money tends to stick with money.

[kiddos]

sounds like jack's kinda dude for sure. he'll be nice to tyki!! ... to an extent. as nice as a guy like him can get. so long as they both know how to be sarcastic asses to each other, he will be in his element.

[prazerbutterfly]

Yep. He full of sarcastic snark. They'll get along just fine. Ufufufufu.

[bloodbrine]

casually shoves unopened borderlands game case further under the couch...

More total assholes! MOST EXCELLENT. I'll be sure to settle in with a bucket of popcorn for any and all shenanigans.
Howdy, I'm Clamor! Mun for Merlwyb the-ex-pirate-somewhat-admiral here. Welcome!

[kiddos]

drags it back out and places it on top of your pillow

hi clamor! aw, man, jack'll have a fun time dealing with her. she's like Supersized Athena and he will probably, most definitely get the shit intimidated out of him if he meets her in person. this is another reminder as to why he'll probably be sticking to video/text for the first month.

but please by all means, look to scare him. i am most eager to have him deal with that.

[bloodbrine]

chucks xbox out the window instead byeeeeee

YEEEE BOI. I mean, to be fair she is basically the most polite Roegadyn you'll ever meet, so there's that. Hang around enough and the intimidation will probably wear off!
He probably shouldn't start shit with her around tho just sayin'. :V

[cashlin]

one of us one of us one of us

[bloodbrine]

NEVER
>8C

[synthedick]

Hahaha yesssssssss more Borderlandsssssssss. Welcome to the game, Ray! Hope you enjoy it here - our Borderlands cast is pretty super, not going to lie. :>

[kiddos]

nick!!! my goodness am i happy to see someone playing him in a game. jack is probably going to never shut up about jokes relating to rust, but. just know that i need CR between robo-dick and this dick. that is all.

[synthedick]

Give me all that CR. All of it. All the dickitude you can throw at Nick. DO IT.

[ampliat]

Hi Ray! Welcome to the game!! My name is Sam and I play Blue here, Julia from the Magicians, and just got accepted with Laurent from Captive Prince. I am so looking forward to all the new Borderlands!! this is going to be interesting

[kiddos]

hi there sam!! i am also excited and possibly concerned as to how everyone will deal with these people when they're all together. jack's bad enough as is. knowing there's people here that screwed him makes things soooo much worse for everyone else, smh.

but i really want to have him branch out and make frenemies with people! that's possible. if you believe. i think.

[liquid_serpent]

Hey Ray, nice to meet you! I've just started playing Borderlands so am pretty new to the whole game series really! I know I should get into it more. I am aiming to buy the PS4 deluxe edition with all games on it.

Anyway, I bring Liquid Snake from Metal Gear Solid. The angry brother. Perhaps these two could meet up and talk? Or try to get on somehow? That could be awesome.

[kiddos]

hello! yes, good, you are making the right decision. borderlands is a fun time and the ps4 edition is def worth it even if you've played them. because borderlands deserves to be played again.

after jack gets past the fact that he goes by "liquid snake" and makes a few penis-related jokes, i think they should get along splendidly. or as splendidly as these two types of guys can get, anyway.

[liquid_serpent]

Yeah Liquid will not appreciate any penis jokes about him since you know.....he's an angry man. Also shirt-less angry man. I'm sure they'll get along brilliantly together ^-^

[murderpotato]

oh good now Gren's no longer the trashiest trash king around

Hi, welcome to the game! I'm Inky and I play this bag of poor decisions from Telltale's other game that still doesn't have a second season, The Wolf Among Us. And I'm so happy that there's all this Borderlands coming to the game, it's magical.

[kiddos]

oh shit, it's gren...!! awesome.

hi inky! i think gren and jack might actually... get along to an extent... mainly because they both have some serious anger issues. which maybe means they won't? i don't even know. they can at least share a drink or two while they find out, hahaha

[circumitus]

Hey Ray! Always super excited to see more Borderlands folks.

I'm Revu and I play this cyborg lady person thing who sets herself on fire. Her name is also Rey, but with an E. Heh. Anyway, welcome and stuff!

[kiddos]

omg what a great name for a character. good taste. you did good kiddo. points for her.

but also hi to you as well revu! thanks for the welcome. feel free to set this guy on fire too if she's able. what's one or four more scars for him amirite.

[fictionalised]

HANDSOME JACK ♥◡♥

hi ray, i'm elle! i play hawke from dragon age but that's not important because handsome jack. i'm super jazzed. anyway i'm on plurk at regnant and i'm gonna add you if it's cool, because i could always use more borderlands people.

[kiddos]

hi elle! i have absolutely no idea why you would be excited for jack to be here. you have to stop that. there's nothing good that is going to come from any of this.

lmao but anyway i went ahead and added you on plurk!! looking forward to getting to know you. and sorry in advance.