+1 old locksmith

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HELLO HADRIEL. i'm rocket, new to the game, and i'm bringing you agent york from red vs. blue. he's some old soldier that defected from his shady experimental spec ops program, may or may not be absolutely depressed as fuck, and likes dumb jokes. except knock knock jokes. someone of his caliber would not even dream of stooping so low.

you can reach me through journal pm or dragonpunch, where i mostly talk about video games and nerdy stuff aside from rp shit, so feel free to add me! i promise i don't so much bite as i gently gnaw on.

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[blameful]

knock knock

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fuck you

[hollowly]

what a shisno

goddamn it i am SO HAPPY THERE IS AN RVB CAST HERE NOW YOU GUYS

just makes me wish even more that i'd apped north this round, sob

maybe next time ...

anyway YO rocket, i'm tsu and i come bearing moose, if you're into that kind of thing

mind if i add you on plurk?

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I WOULD REALLY LOVE A NORTH NGL GIVE ME A NORTH no pressure though. yeah. i'm rly psyched to play with an rvb cast too, it's been a while!

a moose might as well be an alien with how close to the equator i live so sure i'm totally into that. go ahead and add me!

[hollowly]

IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I'VE HAD HIM IN A GAME but when it comes to rvb i tend to be a lone canon warrior so like ... this is kind of an opportunity i wouldn't want to pass up - assuming someone doesn't snag the spot before me. |D

lmfao shit, i might not be close to the equator but i live far enough south that moose don't generally make an appearance around here, so ... hey, gotta spread the moose love somehow, right? :D?

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we rvb folk are pretty quiet fandom these days, i actually play wash somewhere atm and im lone canon warrioring it out, which is great still but aaah, a cast!! if/when you do bring in north i'd be super psyched to play with him and even if not york can hang out with sam anyway it's all cool

i live like 20 miles north of the equator? 0/10 would not recommend, the weather is death. maybe dont send a moose, it'd die. i'll go to the moose myself

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rvb was always a quiet fandom for me, back in like ... 2012 when i was most active. ( like i said, lmao it's been a while. ) but fffff maybe i really will bring him in next round ... it's not like i don't already have a handful of apps that i can bastardize to get one to put together for here. 8D

... oh no yes do please come to the moose instead. i don't want it to die. i think it would like. shrivel away into nothing. dust. moosedust.

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i've been in this damn fandom for far too long, i've played wash basically since reconstruction ahaha we could both be just old fandom fogeys. it'll be great to play with a north!!

[hollowly]

i could say i've been playing north since he was just a pair of dead legs but i'd be lying so LOL either way if you ever wanted to meme or psl something i'd so be up for it.

[synthedick]

Oh my god. We went from "Man, I haven't thought about RvB in ages, but neat, we have one now!" to "OH MAN WE HAVE A RVB CAST WHAT THE DINK." I am so stoked.

Welcome to the game, Rocket! I'm Grimme, and I play Nick Valentine and my OC who just got in this round. Looking forward to tagging you! :D

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people tend to be surprised when i tell them rvb is 13 seasons now because everyone only remembers it from when the internet is young and just kind of assumed it stopped somewhere. IT'S STILL GOING. IT KEEPS GOING.

ahh, i do love nick, hooray for fallout. looking forward to it too! o/

[bloodbrine]

I AM SO BEHIND IN RVB so I'm afraid I know nothing about bro's canonpoint, but hella props for more goobers in mjolnir armour.

I'm Clamor, mun for Merlwyb Bloefhiswyn (try saying that ten times fast) here. o7 Welcome!

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rvb is massive i blame no one for being behind or canonblind, and lbr "goober in mjolnir armour" is pretty much all you need to know anyway.

thanks!! oh god i hope she has a nickname.

[bloodbrine]

I'll catch up one day. Eventually. In the distant unknowable future.

YOU CAN CALL HER ADMIRAL??? But please, do feel free to make an attempt or three to pronounce/mangle her name. She loves that shit.

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there will be plenty of mangling from this guy, believe me, so it's good that she won't mind hah

[ampliat]

welcome to the game rocket!! I'm sam and I play Blue here, Julia from the Magicians, and now Laurent from Captive Prince!

I don't know much about RvB but the cast seems so interesting! I look forward to playing with you in the future!

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it is a very old very stupid canon that somehow grew a plot along the way, so now it's still stupid but with a lot of feelings involved.

hi sam, and thanks!! looking forward to playing with you soon, too!

[liquid_serpent]

Hey, Rocket. Nice to meet you. I'm Linden and I bring Liquid Snake from Metal Gear Solid. Perhaps we could talk about video games?

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always happy to talk about video games!

[liquid_serpent]

Brilliant! Love Halo ever since the first one came out. I also loved being the Arbiter in three.

[born_this_wayne]

hey rocket, welcome to the game! i'm mel and i play a bunch of people i guess, but more importantly agent york should definitely tell damian here a few of his dumb jokes and get looks of disgust and irritation for his effort.

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the more annoyed you are by his amazing comedy the more he will use it with you damian just give in

[born_this_wayne]

never!