+1 stealth murder merc space... pirate

[classification]

ooookay hey hi. i'm amanda, and new here!! and bringing in locus from the red vs blue series. he's coming in from ep19 of season 13 and... is basically in a weird life space! but he will figure it out. quick like: he's a mercenary space pirate who murdinates people and tends to not care about it because orders are orders. except because of some dumb wannabes, he's starting to question his life choices and beginning to see things for how they are instead of how The Perfect Soldier should see them. he has no tolerance for bs and no patience for drama, but he's pretty cool as a cucumber and level headed. also good to have on your side? idk.

anyhow. i'm on plurk at honnleath and really looking forward to getting started here!

Comments

[prosperus]

hey buddy. hey. hey.

[classification]

no.

[prosperus]

yes.

[classification]

so does he have a death wish or....

[prosperus]

b

f

f

s

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no.

[prosperus]

yes.

[classification]

LMFAO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

[prosperus]

not leaving without you, buddy. we're a team.

[classification]

no. no. he's lost that right!!!!!

[prosperus]

um, no. some dumbfuck freelancer brainwashed him. felix had nothing to do with it.

[classification]

that is literally the stupidest thing he's ever heard. and considering his only consistent company has been felix and doyle, that's saying a lot.

[blameful]

OH BOY oh man now it's a party

hi, amanda! i'm chels and i obviously play wash. as a heads up though i think you prob already know this, he's from the end of s8 so he ain't gonna know shit about locus but i'm sure they'll be super tight anyway. best of buds. just like the good ol' days.

btw i'm only around on plurk once in a blue moon but if you don't mind i'll add you anyway? i'm @ turncloak.

either way i'm super psyched to have you here, wash is gonna be so fucking confused and it's gonna be great.

[classification]

a party no one really wanted...

yup! i do because i lurked and it'll be fun. like slumber parties sharin' secrets kinda fun... or something. idk. gonna be all up in wash's biz probs. sorry about that.

but anyway. yeah man feel free to add me there :>

[blameful]

that's ok wash is so far up maine's ass in terms of stalking rn that locus getting all up in his shit is some well-deserved karma

[classification]

it's like some weird stalker train with felix bringing up the rear

[blameful]

maine clearly needs to stalk felix to bring this stalker train full circle

[classification]

then it's like some absurd merry-go-round...

[blameful]

uh i think you mean the sexiest merry-go-round

also the most maladjusted

[classification]

well, i figured that went without saying, really. merry-go-round of therapy.

[decryptify]

LOOK AT YALL ALL IN RVB, what a wonderful wonderful surpriiiiise. york will have zero fucking idea who locus is and i have no idea how that'll go but it should be fun!

[classification]

it's ok. locus will probably not know much about/have a lot of interest in (sry buddy) in york since wash and meta are here. give over all the info, kid.

[decryptify]

don't creep on his friend locus that's not cool

you can stalk maine all you want tho hedoesn't care about that one.

[classification]

sry it's definitely going to happen. probably.


(definitely.)

[synthedick]

MORE RVB OH MY GOD

Welcome, Amanda! Sorry, I'm just super stoked to see a cast of this here. I need to catch up so badly!

[classification]

no need to be sorry!!! excitement is good!!! but yes catch up go go go.

[dedikated]

Hi! Locus sounds really cool and interesting; I bet you can get some great character development with that sort of canon point.

As for me, I'm Nico and I play this girl, who is an OC.

I look forward to seeing you around and hopefully having our characters thread.

[classification]

that's definitely my hope—to get some nice meaty development out of this canon point :> perhaps they'll cross paths!!

[notjustinthemirror]

so many new murderers for the Demon to befriend. This is like RP christmas!

I'm Sydney and I play this here Alcohol Demon from Condemned and also BLU Scout from TF2.

please let these two disappear at each other for dramatic exit effect.

[classification]

i am canonblind but yes ok!! locus is very good at just disappearing for effect—dramatic or otherwise.

[notjustinthemirror]

Perfect!