+ 1 egomaniacal numbers slave

[verinumeri]

oui oui mon ami je m'appelle juliette, but Jules does the job

UH, so Dr. Hermann Gottlieb, reporting for duty!!!!

¹

He's an old (36 whoa ancient) weird looking guy who really likes numbers. And does not know that other guy at all. ... No, OK, so he's from Pacific Rim and does the maths/coding/physics. He's also pretty into A.I. He does really like numbers and is comparatively much less fond of people. Uses numbers to distance himself. Super into distance and titles. Kind of grouchy. Especially around that other guy.

Also dragged in from the dead game Haven with all that CRAU attached. Totally by happenstance (fo realz), I happened to have inactive spells during most of the scarring events, so he's largely just scary thin thus weirder looking, this guy didn't need to lose weight/starve. It made him rely on other people a little more? But also have a bit of a complex about being useful? Lol since he probably won't be able to do much here either, gon be all like.²

but seriously it weirdly cracks me up that we are expressly allowed to code apps on the phones, he's almost literally that guy who coded shit for the CERN Hadron Collider then went on to code horse apps.

i don't know

please give me an excuse to make him code really stupid apps

like angry birds with newton making all the sound effects

also I have become very enthusiastic about reading popular maths books but remain really shitty at it myself so please excuse glaring inaccuracies or handwaving.

anyway, quickly about me -- I just finished my first year of law school and am presently interning for a judge so I'll be around EST late evenings and weekends, mostly. That will also explain why if you go more than a week back on my plurk³ it'll be basically dead for a year, oops.

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<sup>1. [These are also appropriate gifs]↩

2. [actually this couldn't be less like him but it popped into my head and made me laugh... don't judge it's like the one sandler movie I like]↩

3. [scuttles add if you want but I am the opposite of quality and promise nothing]↩</sup>

Comments

[cashlin]

did you put footnotes on your intro post jules oh my GOD we need to save you from law school

anyhoo i am still at work please hold while i prepare that shitpost i promised you

[verinumeri]

OK but would that have surprised you BEFORE law school?

I KEEP PASSING OUT BUT I AWAIT

[cashlin]

IT WOULD NOT HAVE VERY MUCH..... go to bed jules omg i have to think of something funny first i have failed you

[ishotyouuu]

MAKE AN APP WITH BUTTS

JUST BUTTS

WADE WILL PAY YOU CASH MONEYS

[verinumeri]

WHY WOULD HE EVER

[ishotyouuu]

because Wade is his friend that's why what the hell kind of question is that

[synthedick]

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuules I hope you're prepared for me to toss my characters at you. So stoked to be in a game together again!

[verinumeri]

I AM VERY PREPARED AND EXCITED


SORRY IN ADVANCE FOR AGAIN THE AWKWARD TOUCHING

[tongueamok]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[inappropriatelaughter]

I'M SO EXCITED FOR BOTH OF THESE NERDS

[verinumeri]

OH GOOD NOW I CAN APOLOGIZE TO YOU DIRECTLY

[verinumeri]

also i must tell you i was so excited to see a gojyo and hakkai

they were like my first fav gays

back in the day when i had no idea how to get at animanga id go monthly to the mall and fuse or something to get saiyuki dvds it was all i knew

this was like... 100 years ago because i am an old lady, but !!!!!!!!

[stepford_smiler]

they are some quality gays, tbh.

[fortunefavored]

I, for one, am completely and totally unsurprised that there are footnotes in ur intro post.

Amused? Yes. Surprised? No.

[verinumeri]

Obviously. I suppose you know me.

[fortunefavored]

Yes well I AM rather good at reading ppl

[ushahin]

Much love at seeing the Pacific Rim characters around! I'm Shade and I'll be playing this immortal, slightly a lot off-balance immortal named Ushahin from the book series The Sundering.

[verinumeri]

Hello Shade!! I am sadly not familiar with the canon， but I can definitely dig the icona and look forward to learning about Ushashin through play.

[whichend]

HELLO JULES i don't think I ever introduced myself properly so!! my name is floral, I play Arya and Johanna Mason here, welcome to the game!! I am v v excited about ur nerd

[verinumeri]

HELLO FLORAL I'm pretty sure I also never introduced myself properly (Hermann agonizes), so we're square! Thank you!!! I'M SUPER EXCITED ABOUT PLAYING HIM WITH ARYA

so freaking delightfully cute my heart

[whichend]

THEYRE SO PRECIOUS arya might object to being called miss more out of previous baggage than anything but these two give me life omg

also: re: the tdm thread. would you like to make it game canon (so arya recognizes hermann at least a little from the dream) or nah? either is cool with me.

[torrefied]

ok so as someone who once wrote an ljrp app with footnotes i'm actually super pleased to see your post has them *___*

hello and welcome to the murdercave! i'm rae (the one who isn't a mod) and i play this asshole, mello from death note, as well as a mean monstergirl oc named nick. i know nothing about pacific rim but i look forward to tagging you! i'm ventose if you ever wanna plot a thing!

[verinumeri]

Omg that is something I aspire to -- but when I app Ishida Uryuu places, I have a hotlinked table of contents cos it's so damn long. SO I FEEL YOU.

Thank you!! And hello Rae. I never reached Mello in DN cos I'm distractible trash, but I always enjoy seeing him around. & monstergirl sounds fun! This is where the plug goes to watch prim because it's a quick dumb movie of giant robots punching giant monsters with a cute theme, bright colors, a dog, and an extremely passionate director dude

BUT YES let's tag and I hope to do that!!! Gotta think of... things...

[stepford_smiler]

This is the most impressive intro post I have ever seen.

BUT HELLO! I AM ANTHY! I PLAY THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMILING JERK AND A ROBOT THAT GIVES AMAZING BLOW JOBS! (Clear from Dmmd)

Welcoooome~

I used to be in Haven a looooong time ago. /squints into the distance.

[verinumeri]

HAHA oh good, well, it all goes downhill from here!

Also extreme lol at the combination of those two things or more the latter description FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO (four dicks????? UM) you know hermann gets pretty enthusiastic about a.i. but i'm not sure he's prepared for that

Eta i just realized that sounded like a bj proposition please rest assured i meant prepared for the idea of a robot skilled in bjs though it wouldn't be a SURPRISE rule whatever he still doesn't want to know

Thank you!!!!

/squints with you

Who as? tho I think I just had this guy til I dragged Aerith in at the end...