he's a tramp, but they love him

[swill]

-no wait wrong dog.

Hello Hadriel! I'm Vero, living on CST, and since my life is much less exciting than this son of gun's, let's skip right to the important stuff. To this very wonderful game I'm bringing Hawkeye Pierce from a hell of an old show- M*A*S*H. Reluctant draftee of the Korean War, he's spent the last years working as chief surgeon in M.A.S.H 4077 and generally being a nuisance to the poor souls he shares the camp with. Good guy, great doctor. An even greater headache. You'll find out why when we thread, because if I start listing off his issues now I won't be able to stop.

In apologies, I advance.




Hawk's the jackass. Did I mention he's a doctor? From 1952? You're welcome.

If you ever need help deciphering what he's trying to do or you need me to set what he's saying straight (or you just want to chat or nefariously plot, idk), my plurk is one_dog and open to friending.

Comments

[twistedsestra]

Hi, Vero =) I'm Harley and I play Steve Rogers, of the earlier than Hawkeye era, and just brought this bit of crazy in. It's been a hell of a long time since I've seen M.A.S.H, but it never gets old. I look forward to seeing Pierce around and I hope we can get some cr going.

[swill]

Hello Harley! Glad to finally meet you! :D I'm sure we'll be able to figure something out with our characters lmao it's not like Hawkeye's going to be drawn like a moth to flames with either of them or anything

such were simpler times

When I first ran into the (complete) series I had to finish it all in one fell swoop, ended up buying the box set, and the stupid thing still makes me laugh :'| I hope I can do this guy justice and all that.

I'll need to look into Helena's canon! Just reading the blurbs of her have already made me curious...

[twistedsestra]

Man, if you haven't seen Orphan Black, I highly suggest it. I put off watching it because I heard too much hype about it and I'm usually disappointed by hype. This was not the case here. Totally worth getting into.

[smited]

oh my god oh my god someone plays hawkeye this is the best

i mean, uh. hi!! i am lyn, and i am so excited to see someone from m*a*s*h around!! i will definitely be bothering you for cr and chinhandsing the whole time

[swill]

I'm actually constantly heartbroken that there aren't more M*A*S*H players around because hello you could do anything with that wonderful character cast I mean yes hello!! We're out there, in teeny tiny numbers! :D

I'm so sorry your grumpy cat of skyhold will get so, so, so so so sososo fussed over. I don't know in what ways yet but it can't hurt to look ahead.

[smited]

it's such a good cast and so full of people with fabulous banter skills. you'd think that'd be right up dwrp's alley.

haha yessss i approve of this fussing. cullen could use some fussing over, tbh. also someone to be horribly sarcastic with.

[swill]

Who the hell doesn't want Klinger in their game. Who.

By fussed over I mean poked with a stick until something happens but ~semantics~

I'm kidding. And even if I'm not I'm almost sure they'll find a way to bro it up. God it'll be awesome.

[64th]

Hi! I'm Amanda and I play Cashmere, victor of the 64th Hunger Games and slightly crazy refugee from another DW game. I am sure they're be an interesting combo

[swill]

I had him over at The Games for a stint so long ago-

he wasn't a fan!! the loser :'|

I'm totally looking forward to them meeting. He'll probably be entirely inappropriate with her some way or another at some point or another- pls dn't kill him. Or do. Kick his ass, cash.

Or bond over the making of a still Hawk's no doubt going to set out to do First Thing. C'mon. Be a pal.

[64th]

many a friendship is forged over alcohol. and also punching.

[swill]

how do you think the USA and France did it

[64th]

A friendship to which we can all aspire

[zen_en_vert]

Hi Vero! I'm Steph, and I play Bruce Banner and Bob Saginowski! Hawkeye is *glorious* and I'm so glad to have him in game, and super hope to nefariously plot; Bruce has been working on shoestringing together a local clinic with so many 'not actually a doctor cannot surgery' caveats, he will be THRILLED to have a surgeon around!

[swill]

OMG hi Steph sorry this is a late reply to your welcome; I had some surprise homework assignment last night I kind of had to run away with but I also want you to know that throwing Hawkeye at Banner is like a priority here and I'm going to flip a coin on whether it's going to be a good meeting or a bad meeting- good because yay clinic yay doctor and/or bad because this isnt a clinic this isnt a doctor (how's that for a run-on sentence).

So prepare yourself, is what I'm saying. Because good/bad/both/in-between... it's CR that's going to have to happen, and Hawk is ofc going to want it sooner rather than later :')

And I'll admit I'm totally canon-blind on Saginowski but all I see are puppies in the icons so I'm smitten already.

Bring it.

[dangerous_dog]

Totally, absolutely! Bruce may end up getting on with him really well because on the one hand smart alec-ery goes off his back like water off a duck, and on the other hand may gracefully bow out because bloodpressure, we can totally see how it shakes down. He will at least be sensible about totally deferring to his authority re all medical matters and basically just staying on as clinic cleaning/scavenging staff.

But hey in the event that they oil and water with one another (which I am honest to goodness happy about either way, yesss negative cr) then you will be seeing more of Bob because he is a bartender aka clearly they will know one another soon because Bob is going to find or in a worst case scenario distill something for people to drink relatively soon.

[swill]

One of these two is better at controlling his anger than the other ;) But yeah, gosh I can't wait to see how they end up meshing if at all. First impressions are a big deal!! Still, I also can't wait for them to band together at that clinic. And everything. WHY DOES TOMORROW HAVE TO BE SO FAR AWAY

Hey Bob. Bob. Hawkeye will definitely want to see more of Bob because hello questionable booze makers. Let's build a still together. It'll be a great conversation piece for the new prison we've found ourselves in. Very posh.

[divulsion]

SCREAMS WE ARE IN A GAME TOGETHER AGAIN AND I'M SO EXCITED let Wanda keep him from dying pls

[swill]

Intro log shenanigans? Intro log shenanigans.

Shouldn't be hard I mean he is a noodle and also he's just kinda gonna be stupid- what else is new. pls save him wanda kiss his boo boos

or any other part of him

he can wait.

[divulsion]

All the intro log shenanigans!!

And lmao yes she can save him but no boo boo kissing >T!!!!!!

[swill]

That's what you think.

[divulsion]

I foresee interesting chemistry with them :>

Also Wanda could also get hurt protecting him y/n/mfy??

[swarm_embrace]

That poor old Earth soldier.

[swill]

That poor spider-mutant alien lady--

actually, yes, poor old Earth soldier. He's going to die a little on the inside. :'D

[swarm_embrace]

Try not to die too much. Or on the outside.

[isacrowd]

That gifset is gorgeous, ohmygosh.

Yep that's it I contribute well!!

[swill]

There is so much more where that comes from so I'm glad you enjoyed your first screening!

And hello, fellow new meat! I've read over your app and Z sounds like a very interesting character, so I'll be looking forward to threading with you soon! Very very soon!!

[isacrowd]

Yeess :3 Definitely looking forward to it!!