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[missionfail]

Hey, there! My name is Fade and I'll be bringing you one big buff villain* from Steven Universe. You know, that animated show about gay space rocks. This is Jasper, and she's not in a good place in her life right now and certainly won't be happy to be here so expect her to grump all over everyone and probably destroy some public property.

Jasper's true form is actually the rock on her nose, so while she can feel pain she doesn't need to do things like eat and breathe (though she can transform her body and could if she wanted to). Please feel free to try and convince her to enjoy a burrito.



I can be found at laverinth on plurk and I look forward to playing with everyone!

(*Pending possible redemption arc or this-character-is-so-misunderstood background infodump.)

Comments

[illegally]

Ahhh Jasper. I am one of the 7 people who hasn't watched SU yet but she seems super cool! Can't wait to play with her!

[missionfail]

That's okay! I haven't actually... seen all of Gravity Falls... So we're even!

You gotta be careful with stuff like SU. You think "hey I'll just watch a few eps of this" and the next thing you know you're rolling in fanart and roleplaying characters completely against your usual archetype.

[hippocratical]

You know I was just thinking the murdercave could use some space rocks to spruce it up.

Hi, I'm Ty, welcome to the game, I play Simon Tam here and I'm excited to see Jasper in action! Please come let Simon marvel at your completely inhuman physiology okay

[missionfail]

There's always room for space rocks. Every place needs a little more shine.

That can happen but I can't promise she won't break his arm.

[hippocratical]

EVEN BETTER

[ushahin]

Hello hello! I am Shade and I play this older than dirt psychic named Ushahin from an obscure book series called The Sundering. All I know about SU is a few songs and the occasional clip, but Ushahin will still want to poke at Jasper and read her mind.

[missionfail]

Oh please do. Gem minds are fun.

Thanks for the welcome, ye of similar internet alias!

[sedula]

yaaassss, welcome to hadriel! it's rae, you know me; in addition to nick, who you already met, and that asshole mello, i play persona 4's bad end protag, souji seta, and now also sam from until dawn. i'm hype for you to be here!!

[missionfail]

I'm hype to get to play with you again!

[sedula]

SAME, YO <3

[chaoscontroller]

aw yish, i love love love jasper... she's so misunderstood and a bit sad and yeah. anyway welcome, nice to finally meet you! i'm kyrinh and i play this asshole, i'm also gonna add you to plurk~

[missionfail]

Go for it!

She still needs to learn what a hedgehog is.

[chaoscontroller]

I was wondering if you'd like to retain the TDM memories or start fresh, I'm good with any tbh :>

[missionfail]

I think it might be better to start fresh? Just because the starter scenario is going to be different.

[oversear]

hoo boy, I'm super stoked for cheeto puff times.

Welcome to the game! I'm Tea and I'm playing Armand from the Vampire Chronicles. I'll definitely throw him her way sometime.

[missionfail]

Awesome! I look forward to it.

[skelebro]

GIVE US THE SPACE ROCK YES!!!

hi im zero i have this skeleton and i love the gay space rocks

[missionfail]

Hi zero that sounds like a problem. I'll see you later at Gay Space Rocks Addicts Anonymous.