+1 Very Nervous Lizard

[sciencelizard]

hello people of Hadriel!!! I'm Alex, a new player, bringing ya'll Alphys from a little game called Undertale. For the canonblind, Alphys is a lizard monster and a pretty brilliant scientist, specializing in robotics and biology some things she really never wants to speak about again. She's got tiny glasses and talks with a stutter and is adorable. She's also a massive, massive anime nerd, with a weak spot for magical girls and emoji. Unfortunately, she's coming here from a Betrayed Undyne ending after Mettaton's death, so, uh... for those who know canon, she's not in the best place right now! She always thought that abyss might lead to a different world, after all :')

She's got a permissions post over here and feel free to post on that if you'd like to opt-out; Alphys is pretty heavily depressed and has a lot of anxiety and self-hatred, and she's gonna come with some hefty warnings for discussion of suicide, body horror, and trauma. She's also got some of the BIGGEST spoilers for Undertale's pacifist route, which are pretty unavoidable due to the nature of her character. I'm totally not offended if you'd like to opt-out! Just let me know.

I'm best reached over on plurk at cancerously and I do have an AIM at keysmashFTW but I'm barely online over there; im mostly on Plurk these days. Feel free to PM me at this journal though!

Comments

[skelebro]

DEPRESSION. PALS.

[sciencelizard]

DEPRESSION FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

choo choo here comes the Existential Crisis train to suffertown

[skelebro]

i dunno i thought this was pretty good and informative

[sciencelizard]

I MEAN. I GUESS

[skelebro]

[sciencelizard]

don't u make that face at me u little relationship destroyin fucker

(ilu)

[skelebro]

destroyed relationships what destroyed relationships ha ha everything's absolutely fine

[sciencelizard]

YEAH OKAY BUDDY

it's not like she's gonna call him on it lmao she's Arguably Worse

[skelebro]

like i saaaaaid. depression pals.

[sciencelizard]

gonna lie on the ground and feel like gaaaarbaaaaaage

[skelebro]

the garbage and science starter kit

[sciencelizard]

including shit that blows up in your face, constantly

[skelebro]

figuratively and literally!!!

[sciencelizard]

TTTTHEY'RE FUCKING DISASTERS GOD DAMN

[skelebro]

DISASTERPIECE THEATER, SANS WILL SELL TOILET PAPER TICKETS

[sciencelizard]

ALPHYS WILL LIE ON THE FLOOR AND SCREAM

[skelebro]

ah yes all is as it should be

[save_theworld]

Sorry we don't want any.

[sciencelizard]

#rude

[save_theworld]

/meanwhile, in the distance, a birb screams ecstatically

I can't wait to play with you aaaaaa

[sciencelizard]

SSSAME and finally with characters that probably won't be making attempts on each other's lives

[save_theworld]

HAHA YEAAAAH that's a nice change huh?

[sciencelizard]

YEAH LMFAO not that they're going to be uh. perfectly. on point. but U KNO

[undyning]

GET HYPEEEEEE omg i am so stoked. so. stoked!!! This is going to be a blast and I can't wait to do this thing with you!

[sciencelizard]

IM SO FUCKING STOKED OKAY IM SO!!! READY!!!!

and neither of them have admitted their feelings yet so. WE GET THAT FUN DANCE OF ROMANCEY BULLSHIT

[undyning]

SHIT LET'S BE GAY MONSTERS TOGETHER, YEAH!!! i'm actually super stoked... about that...... and i'm glad you are too, because the build up and the tension and the awkwardness is going to be so much fun to play out. I cannot wait. I'M GLAD YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS I AM?

[sciencelizard]

OF COURSE???? i've never gotten to write this and it's EXCITING IT'S SO EXCITING

im so hype to go on this journey of gay-ass monsters w you

[undyning]

I'VE NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO WRITE IT EITHER... it's going to be so good. so good. i'm just happy someone wants to play it with me, it's not like there are a billion alphyses running around

[sciencelizard]

i tell u what that's what kills me the most MORE PEOPLE SHOULD PLAY ALPHYS!!!!! also apparently there's not a ton of undynes running around SO LIKE IM JUST AS HAPPY TO HAVE YOU HERE

[undyning]

don't you know??? undertale is about skeletons??????? there are no other monsters

[sciencelizard]

i know right god fish monsters??? lizard monsters??? what fantasy world are you living in

[verinumeri]

SCIENCE

[sciencelizard]

SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKIN READY IM V EXCITED TO PLAY WITH YOU

[wormintheglass]

Science lizard sounds delightful WELCOME TO THE MURDERCAVE <3 <3

[sciencelizard]

THANK U :V

[burn_all_the_babies]

Oooh a science lizzard person!? Tina will love you!!! Show her how to make robots and she'll make you her Queen!

Also hi ^u^ I'm Ashen and I only know a little about Undertale but I've been enjoying your castmates!

[sciencelizard]

lmao she will gladly make robots and little beeping things out of scrap, it's therapeutic and going to help her. not lose her ding dang mind

I know very little about Borderlands so we're in the same boat, haha! I look forward to threading with you :3c